Sunday, October 19, 2008

Them Damn Millennials --- A call to arms.


GenX vs. Millenials.

The power is still in the hands of the Boomers and it is well documented on how much they hate us GenXers. For some reason they are absolutely smitten with this young generation. I believe it is their intent to hold power as long as possible so as to give us one final smackdown, and pick up that little multi tasking twerp for the promotion instead of us?

Well........ I got something to say;

We were a generation completely on our own while our parents were snorting blow, fucking all the neighbors, shopping at the Galleria, then getting divorced at a rate unseen in American History.

Ever see 'Breakfast Club -- John Bender's Fuck YOU DAD bit?'----We are the Mount Fucking Everest of contempt, and we earned the power we pried from those cold Boomer hands.

"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you!"

Are you starting to get the point my little millennial twerps (Nice Wand!)-"Don't yell at me's" ? Do you all really think you can circumvent us with your smug single serving platitude's and so called technological superiority? Don't forget who put the world on the doorstep to every single living being on earth and who made the term "distance" irrelevant. Will that be something our work was given in vain for? Do not underestimate us. We are exactly as Robert writes about in this article --------We are just the opposite of how the Boomers perceive us, we are Anti-Slackers, if anything out of sheer spite:

We are the well honed brazen survivors of things much worse than a burst of a "dot com bubble."

(think Reagan, Cold War, HIV, Apartheid, Glam Rock)

Our machetes have cleared a path to Paradise City - you think we will let you in without paying the tax?? NOT! Oh My God! AS IF?? GAG ME!

Check out the article. It is a masterpiece - and a wake up call.

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